Bad Day for the Superhero....

So, even people with superpowers such as myself have bad days. There is nothing we can do. I might have the superpower to read the minds of fiendish children, but I don't have the power to stop an asshole in a cream coloured panel van from hitting me while on my bike yesterday on my way to judo.
First things first - I AM OK
BUT, what isn't ok is the fact that, there is little Tami, riding along the side of the road, hugging the curb as closely as she can, being a good little cyclist, when WHAM, a van clipped behind the elbow with his sideview mirror. Thank God that he only got me with his side view mirror, damn that hurt. I screamed at him as I was getting back on my bike, so the asshole looked over his shoulder, realized what he had done, and sped away. So, I got on my bike and pedalled these little legs as fast as they would go to try to catch up to him and get a license plate number. But alas, as Anna always tells me, I need to grow longer legs and he got away. I decided that my new superpower is 'legs shorter than a grasshopper'.
Anyhow, I still went to the judo club, because well, I don't know where else to go!!! And there was a rather unfortunate incident there involving me, my elbow, and someone cranking on an arm lock even tighter when I yell to stop. Why do I do this crap to myself? Needless to say, this is one unhappy superhero!